Ask Aziraphale

May 25 2012

ask-trickster replied to your post: Zizi its ok to admit your feelings for Crowley. Its ok to admit you’re in love.

…with anyone but Crowley.

Why does everyone assume that? 

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May 24 2012

dr-raven-sable asked: Mm, obesity rates can be depressing, although with the type of food they're eating in America they're both obese and malnourished, which pleases me. Sadly your demon banned me from working on you. And he is your demon, for as long as he is the demon we associate with you.

But he isn’t mine, he’s merely a demon that is my friend. Working on me? Whatever could that mean? 

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dr-raven-sable asked: Well. I've been hoping to find more business here. What brought you to the internet? You must be much more... Relaxed, what with the end of the world having not happened.

Crowley had told me what a ‘fun place’ the interweb was, and so he showed me the tumble. 

As for being relaxed…hm, I suppose I am, though with humans it’s never relaxing! I’m sure you understand, what with obesity rates being quite high in America. 

Aziraphale 

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dr-raven-sable asked: Hello, Aziraphale. Your demon has specifically banned me from bothering you. I think this is unfair as you should be allowed some say on the matter. So, hello. - Famine

Oh, hello…er, Mister Famine. How have you been lately? …and he’s not my demon, how many times must I say this?

Aziraphale 

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May 23 2012

Anonymous asked: You've never been in love? /Can/ angels even fall in love?

We’re hardwired to feel infinite for everything, but I have never experienced romantic love. I’m quite sure that angels can though…

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Anonymous asked: Zizi its ok to admit your feelings for Crowley. Its ok to admit you're in love.

I am not admitting anything because I am not in love with Crowley. I have never been in love…

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Anonymous asked: I wouldn't want any harm to come to your books, angel... But you ought to let your anons that I'm not as tolerant about threats as you are. -C

I don’t want anyone or anything to be harmed!

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Anonymous asked: Its cute how you're in denial about the wedding.

I am not in denial about anything! 

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tantobus asked: I wanted to let you know that EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SQUISHY AROUND THE EDGES AND RESEMBLE A PLUMP LITTLE BIRD, WE ALL LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE.

O-oh, thank you very much!

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